28 THINGS GUYS WANT CHICKS TO KNOW!!!
1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we are.
2. No matter what you say,
your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
3. We like to give you hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when
we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like dirt-
what goes around, comes
around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reasons we're
going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about
your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just
tell us it's that time of the
month and leave it at that.
9. If you really liked us for
us, you would let us think our
mustache, beard or sideburns
looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs.
Get over it!
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make-up on us...it's
just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us,
because one of your friends
will tell us, if you do
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We do not absolutely care
about the Backstreet Boys,
NSYNC, or whatever other guy
looks like, for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee
accurately all the time, but
at least we can stand up and
go pee.
16. Just because you think
you're always right doesn't
mean that you don't have to
apologize when you do something wrong
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know you
love us.
18. We can't always be
spontaneous, so try to help
us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up
another guy for you, 'cause
you might get what you wish
for.
20. Never kick us in the "no
no area" just to see what we
would say.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with
us and laugh when we believe
you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs
aren't fake anymore, but we
like yours better.
23. Size doesn't matter,
except to idiots that don't
want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the
seat DOWN when we're done, you
should put it up when you're
done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That
doesn't turn us on.
27. Always remember---the way
to guy's heart is through
his stomach..and maybe...oh
nevermind....
28. And last but not least:
we know you're not always
right, but we'll pretend
like you are anyway.
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